Little Red és the Farkas in hungaringlish

One was or wasn't, ki knows, egy big-big erdo, where egy Little Red, egy granny and egy Wolf lived. Grannynek volt appendicitis and Little Red gondola, that meg keek visit her. So-so Little Red took a koshaar, and tett bele bread etc... and elinduled to granny's house. In útköz Little Red találkozed with the wolf.
-Where are you going, beautiful Little Red?-he asked.
-To Granny-válaszolt she.
Wolf's djomor started korogni for granny and Little Red.
-Te, Little Red, szedjél Grannynek these ibolyát and these hóvirág, az összesen húsz flowers, she biztosan will be happy- he said ésh with fénjshebesség went away granny's house.
He tought:
"I will hamm granny first and wait for Little Red in her bungalow and eat her too." So-so nadjeszu wolf quickly elshieted to granny and his eye kopoged az éhségtől. Aztán Wolf kopoged on the door.
Egy hang asked:
-Who is that?
-It's me, Little Red- feleled Wolf in Little Red's hang.
Benn deathka roppaned and granny came to open the door.Meg sem kérdezhette, "Me one?" Wolf már ate her in egész. Now, he elszunjókáled in the bed.
Little Red arrived not much késhobb and heard awful things fromthe house. About ilyeneket:
-Khrrr... pszhhh... khrrr... pszhhh...
Little Red gondoled that granny very-very beteg lehet, she kopoged on the door. Now the Wolf felébreded.
-Free- said egy rekedt hang bentroel. Little Red beléped.
When she looked at granny, very frightened lett.
-Oh, my God, granny, you look awful.
-Yes, I am very ill, you know my dear, because I am very old, my dear.
-De granny, why do you have so big eyes?
-I see you better now, my dear!
-And granny, why do you have olyan big száj, mint Bécs's great gate?
-Hogy könnyebly kapjalak in!- said the wolf and ate Little Red, too.
But his hash started going because he zabáled too much. His djomor was telegram: majd one mázsa weight. Mivel itt very-very fájed, Wolf kezdett S.O.S. signal singing.
The vadász of the erdo heard it and shieted to help. He beronted into the house and saw the wolf fetreng. The vadász took a good élesh k&eacte:sh and fölváged the hash of the wolf. And there were Little Red and granny again! They megöleled egymást, then helped the vadász kövek varrni into the hash of the wolf.
Once, when the wolf went to the patak to drink, he csúszed into it and szegény bele is döglett.